Apathy

Reasons I really don't care to see the new Robin Hood:  (All of which stem from my affinity for the extraordinarily tame Disney classic...)
1.  Cate, dearest, you're not working all your angles. There's a reason Maid Marian is played by a fox in the 1973 version...
2. Cute bunny child nowhere to be found. (I'm willing to negotiate this for a small blond child with a slight lisp...)
3. No one's going to be screaming "Oodalolly!" with me as I act out the robbery scenes in my pjs.

Watch... it will probably become the Star Trek of this coming summer, and it will be all I can talk about for weeks.