Classes for Forming Pairs

My new apartment seems to attract more solicitors than the last. (Could it perhaps be that we do not have a "No Soliciting" sign? Hmm. Difficult to say...)

Here was the posting this fine evening.
Well Miss Judy, I don't think I will be paying $13 to attend a dating seminar when there will probably be five this week on campus...for free.

Plus, she doesn't have a very good marketing strategy. Shouldn't she be Mrs. Judy? Someone needs to hire a PR firm...