Real Men Do Not Wear Pink

Oh Provo. Welcome back. It's warm here so the men folk have decided to break out the pink polos. Let's start off with just a couple of basic reasons why these shirts should be burned:
1. Do you look like a GQ model? I didn't think so.
2. Do you dress like a GQ model? Again, I didn't think so.
3. Wasn't this trend started in like...mmm. 2006?

I know you think it's ironic. It's not. Trust me. I could care less about your little alligator on your chest. Hand over your garishly colored garment and promise to never wear it again.