Story Time

So this one time, the other day at work....

I am talking to this dude on the phone. 

I told him that he might want to get a pen and paper to write some stuff down. 

He replies, "Well, I was just about to get into the shower, so I can't really go get any right now."

Oh great dude. Just great. I really needed to know that you were sitting on the toilet naked right now.