New Identity Business

My job requires me to say my name like 50 times a day.

"Hi, Mr. I-Just-Totalled-My-Car, this is Rachel Morrison with United Insurance group..."

I say it so many times, I'm actually starting to believe that I am this person.

The best part, though? I get to sign it all the time, and no one thinks I'm creepy because it's not scribbled all over my 19th Century European Art History notes.

1 comment:

  1. Nemrow still gets caught in my throat. I think I'll get used to saying it after we've been married for a year.